Meet The Team
1st son of 5th Gen Kiwi school teachers.
1st Grandchild of a motor mechanic, a carpenter, and 2 lovely grandmothers.
Descendent of Clan Campbell and Clan Howard. Probable saint.
It’s just me at the moment. Nick Taylor
CV
Education
1 yr: Marton Kindergarten
1 yr: Turakina Primary school
3 yr: Ranana Primary School
2 yr: Niue Side School
1 yr: Whanganui East
2 yr: Whanganui Intermediate
2 yr: Whanganui HIgh School
1 yr: Home Schooled in a camper van all over Europe
2 yr Whangani High School (dux etc)
3 yr Massey University - Bsc Computer-science (met Susan)
Various acting and writing for screen courses, including The Brighton Film School, Raindance London, John Truby.
2 years vocal training with Paloma Bruce, NZ
Employment
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New Zealand
- Paper round
- Farm hand
- Scrub cutter
- Factory worker (meat-packing)
- Programmer (National Bank NZ)
- Jewelery Maker (Market stall)
- Clerical Temp (various)
- Chauffeur (NZ Govt) Australia
- Mail Room Runner (MinterEllison) UK
- Itinerant Labourer (London)
- Data Entry
- Shop Assistant
- IT Trainer
- Van Driver
- Rock Guitarist ◄ the reason this list is so big
- Factory Worker
- Warehouse Worker
- Man with Van Helper
- Stage Hand
- Courier (Formula One Jaguar)
- Commuter Counter (British Rail)
- Telemarketing
- Luxury car delivery
- Bar-person
- Market Stall operator (Camden, Covent Garden, Portobello Rd)
- Phone-box Maintenance (British Telecom)
- Parking Attendant Avoider (Reuters)
- Traveling Salesperson
- Clerical temp (London)
- Tourbus driver (Swervedriver, Chapterhouse)
- Tour manager (The Candyskins)
- Roadie (Ride)
- Nightclub Bouncer
- Freelance Programmer
- Tele-researcher
- Painter Decorator New Zealand
- Warehouse worker (Nike, NZ)
- Pizza Delivery Person
- Data Entry (Auckland Uni)
- IT Support (Auckland Uni) UK
- Complaints Dept (Sainsbury’s London)
- IT Support (Ernst and Young)
- Head of IT (Edwin Coe LLP)
- Director of IT (The Association of Football Statisticians)
- Tech Entrepreneur
- Freelance Programmer
- Data Entry
- Interspersed throughout the above, about 4 years on the dole New Zealand
- Freelance Programmer
- Makerspace Founder
- CEO and Dogsbody-General of Golden Mean Calipers Ltd
Present day
Unemployment is worth its weight in gold.
Do only what you can’t avoid. Be whatever you can get away with.
In defeat, malice. In victory revenge.
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